...but apparently teh menz like to dress up their playthings too.
DapperDicks.com (via QueerClick) has an entire line of "designer wear for down there". WARNING: NSFW
I can't decide if my favorite is Pirate Hardwood (Yaaargh... Thar she blows!) or Stroker the Cowboy (YEE-HAH! Round 'em up and whip 'em out!) Coming soon (har) are Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Bone Yard.
So you say you need a last minute Valentine's present for your Mister and his Mr. Happy?
The Patchy Peener
12 years ago
3 comments:
I've resisted as much as I could but.....
Mr Bean's jumping wood scares me!!!
HAH! I submit to the court that his Mr. Happy does not, in fact, SCARE you, AZL, instead as evidenced by your obsession, its dancing FASCINATES you.
;-D
Your honor, the fascination in question is akin to the mesmerized stare of the bird as the snake approaches... Horror, cold and merciless, holding the innocent victim in its clutches.
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