Thursday, July 10, 2008

There Outta Be a Law...

...that all landscapers, tree trimmers, construction workers, etc. cannot work without shirts unless they are WORTHY!

I've got a crew of tree guys here now. They ALL have their shirts off and not a single one of them adds to the scenery around here. DAMMIT! Now our landscaper (when he bothers to show up) is in his early forties and has a bod to die for... but he's dummer 'n a box o' rocks and makes me freakin' crazy cuz he's always bothering me with the equivalent of "MOMMY! MOMMY! Come look what I did!!" UGH! I have enough kids, thank you very much.

Anyway, I decided to create my own lunchtime scenery...















Oh, lookee there... My Josh just happened to show up... what a pleasant surprise!

5 comments:

Madame Butterfly said...

Sorry to hear about your unstudly tree guy woes. I feel for you. I really do. :D

I'm pretty sure I want what's behind door #3.

Seriously though, where are the peens? I see what's attached to the peens, but where are the peens? It's crazy peen Thursday. :O

lisabea said...

Needs more jock. MORE JOCK I SAY.

Ok I'm officially into men in those ridiculous things and I blame das bearpork.

Bev(QB) said...

MB, I knew you would understand. When I whined to my husband about it, he asked me if I checked out their bulges too. He just doesn't understand that, once they proved themselves not worthy to go shirtless, there was NO REASON to look any further!

LB, the jocks just give me the 12 year old girl giggles.

julesjones said...

Well, some of your previous eye candy has proven useful:

new cover art

Bev(QB) said...

Hee, you must have left this comment here about the same time as I left a comment about the new cover over on your LJ. Anne did a beautiful job.