Monday, June 11, 2007

Lest We Forget...

Here in Romancelandia, we sometimes need reminding that all those sigh-worthy historical Romances are, in fact, FICTION. Most of us wouldn't last a week if we were suddenly transported back to those "romantic" times!

Here are some facts about the 1500s (courtesy of one of my BIL, Jeff's, numerous forwarded emails):

"Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

Houses had thatched roofs- thick straw piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor.

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence, a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

Now, whoever said History was boring?!"

Thanks, Jeff!

Since it's wedding season here in the USA, here's a couple of other things I've picked up along the way...

Here's how to remember which side of the groom the bride stands on and thus, which side of the church her family sits on- Since most people are right-handed, the bride stands on the groom's left side so as not to impede his ability to wield his sword in his right hand should they be attacked.

Bridesmaids and veils were originally employed to confuse anyone attempting to kidnap the bride on the way to the church. Obviously, the groomsmen's role was for protection.


Ann Aguirre said...

See, this is why medievals in the like don't do it for me anymore. I can't suspend my belief enough. Unless it's utterly disgusting, it's just a romantic fantasy, where the heroine and hero practice anachronistic hygiene and medical practices.

LissaNY said...

Another reason for bridesmaids: To prevent evil spirits from harming the bridal couple, the attendants dressed the same as the bride so as to confuse the spirits who would then give up their hunt and leave the newlyweds alone.

QB said...

Annie, I think that's one reason that most historicals are written from the POV of the upper level of society. It's easier to ignore what things were REALLY like if you're not dealing with dirt floors and bugs and cat poop falling on you while you sleep. YUK! But I still love historicals, it's with the contemporaries that I can't suspend my belief.

lissa, I've also heard that one. I think it probably even predates the 1500s beliefs by millenia!